Some 'witty and funny' responses to 'How are you?'

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If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” or "Fine" when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses. Here are some crazy, witty and funny ways to respond...

1. Better inside than outside.

2. Nice and dandy, like cotton candy.

3. Happy, and I know it.

4. Nice and fine, like an expensive bottle of wine.

5. I still haven’t figured it out.

6. I’m 34, and I feel like 104.

7. Can’t complain. I tried, but no one listens.

8. Good, I am (Like Yoda).

9. I would say 9.99 out of 10.

10. Incredible, fantastic, and stellar. But, dead inside.

11. Word on the street is that I’m pretty good.

12. Dangerously close to being fabulous.

13. Incredibly good looking.

14. Do you want to summary or long version?

15. It’s a secret.

16. Living the dream. So far, it’s a nightmare.

17. Next question, please.

18. Under construction.

19. Well, I’m sober.

20. I’ll leave that up to your imagination.

21. How do you think I am?

22. Physically? Mentally? Spiritually? Financially?

23. Different day, same existence.

24. There’s still time for things to go horribly wrong.

25. Better than some, and not as good as most.


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