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Some 'witty and funny' responses to 'How are you?'

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If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” or "Fine" when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses. Here are some crazy, witty and funny ways to respond... 1. Better inside than outside. 2. Nice and dandy, like cotton candy. 3. Happy, and I know it. 4. Nice and fine, like an expensive bottle of wine. 5. I still haven’t figured it out. 6. I’m 34, and I feel like 104. 7. Can’t complain. I tried, but no one listens. 8. Good, I am (Like Yoda). 9. I would say 9.99 out of 10. 10. Incredible, fantastic, and stellar. But, dead inside. 11. Word on the street is that I’m pretty good. 12. Dangerously close to being fabulous. 13. Incredibly good looking. 14. Do you want to summary or long version? 15. It’s a secret. 16. Living the dream. So far, it’s a nightmare. 17. Next question, please. 18. Under construction. 19. Well, I’m sober. 20. I’ll leave that up to your imagination. 21. How do you think I am? 22. Physically? Mentally? S

Give your Best anyway 😀

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People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.”  ~Kent M. Keith (Book: The Silent Revolution https://amzn.to/3KIq5kn ) (Art: Photograph from movie 'La Chinoise&#